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For breakfast, I sat outside in the sun with my grandmothers pearls and a slice of chocolate cake, with strawberries on the side. My red lip stick smeared over my strawberries and fingers, but I didn't mind since they tasted like chocolate. Crumbs fell onto my red polka dot dress and i brushed them off. Of course it smears cake goodness into my ( Read more... )

I just got finished watching Idiocracy. Now i'm listening to American Idol. I'm not sure if i should laugh or cry.

Does it make anyone else feel awkward watching your parents eat big stick popsicles?

I think something is out to kill me, and something else is out to save me. Point being, I run into (or off) a lot of shit. Like a slicer! Why did I have to be born this way!! What did I do in my past life?? I hope I dont need stitchs.

I had PERFECT teeth. Thats what i was always told. Then what do i do? Smash them into a pile of rocks. Now one is falling out, and at least three more are chipped. This whole broken jaw thing isn't so bad (When i'm on enough pain killers) I take that back. it fucking blows having to eat everything through a straw. i am SO hungry. At least i broke ( Read more... )

Yay i finished my heart tattoo! All by myself. I'm such a big girl!

Portland was beautiful. Fucking freezing, but thats what i get for being a spoiled CA girl who doesn't know how to dress for weather thats colder then 60.

Someone tell me how Awesome LA is.

Remember kids, Santas watching you while your doing those naughty naughty deeds.

I'll give Hot hot heat an A for effort. The singer tried to rock it as much as he could since the others weren't doin much, but he was kinda stuck to his keyboard, so he just walked back and forth. But other then that, they played pretty decently live ( Read more... )

Well, i'm awesome. But not as awesome as greenday. and jimmy eat world. who rocked my shorts more then i feel like writing. but just take my word for it, i could have died a very happy girl last night. and i dont understand why you weren't there.

heres to the begining of fall weather. and Halloween. *ching*

ANDY!!!