1. Having antlers would be so inconvenient initially, but I think eventually, you would get used to them.
2. "Santa Baby" is not a song that should exist.
3. Homemade ornaments are so much more fascinating than store bought ones.  I want my tree to be filled with such things.  There are some artsy people who handcraft cool ornaments.  The other night, I met a ( Read more... )

I feel absolutely content right now as if my body were made up of a bunch of tiny little stars all vibrating and humming with vitality and warmth.  You know, little pinpricks of light all in tune... like a tuning fork of some kind.  It's kind of hard to describe, so I hope that worked.

I'm going to take off my shoes.

There.  That's better.  Now I'll ( Read more... )

Today a demented old woman dumped a glass of water on me.  Now that's what I call being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But I forgave her because she was old and suffered from dementia.  I guess that's just part of the job for me.

I hate it when you're, say, trying to write a paper or study or something and you realize that you've just been sitting there staring at your fingernail for the past five minutes.

I hate it when I procrastinate really bad and then I have to stay up all night finishing a semester-long project that is due the next day.  And yet I still do it.  Every time ( Read more... )

I did it.

I just found out I'm going to be a bunny in a play I'm doing in my Theatre class.  Does anyone know where I might be able to pick up a costume?

Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine came over to my house.  I remember there was some sort of long-standing joke about tissues in the dream that was of course HILARIOUS, but I can't remember what it was.  (And if I did remember, it probably wouldn't be quite as funny as it was in the dream - that's just generally the nature of these ( Read more... )

Oh man, I had forgotten about Nerds!  Thank you Halloween for reminding me about this wonderful candy.

That is all.

I saw the Easter bunny yesterday and he had a basket of goodies and also an enormous head ( Read more... )