The type of person who would have "a floor clean enough to eat off of" probably doesn't.

Waste.

I would like to pet an armadillo before I die.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

I hate when people smoke.

So much.

So... I think I'm going to try to become a dinosaur.  Starting now.

I mean... how cool would that be?  Not only would I be a dinosaur, but I would also be the only dinosaur on the entire planet!

Another thing I've been thinking about recently is my amazing capacity to remember celebrity deaths.  I think if I were the kind of retarded that Rain Man is ( Read more... )

"Do you just make up times?"  I questioned my watch with a mix of annoyance and wonderment, but the yellow watch with the smiling Rainbow Brite, in all its plastical Chinese craftsmanship just blinked at me and said,

"Four forty-four."

I don't have the heart to throw it away.  It's bold.  It's endearing.  It's magically four hours and 28 minutes ( Read more... )

I wanted to update, okay?

I'm not sure if I really have anything of consequence to say, so if you'd like to stop reading now, that's fine.  The rest of this entry will be behind an:

I'm getting my hair cut in a little less than two hours.  I scheduled the appointment on a whim.  I am going to be meeting up with some of my very favorite people this ( Read more... )

Things seem to be going in my favor.  Nocturnal exploration had me out last night quite late (quite early in the morning, I should say).  I was somewhat dreading waking up in the morning, because I knew I would only be getting approximately four hours of sleep.  However, I just found out that my first two morning things were canceled, so I am quite ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I'm reading the Bible, it's just like, "Oh my goodness!  YES!"  Today I was reading some Proverbs and I found the following ( Read more... )

I wanted to write a review of the way I remember my 2006 to be.  You may think it arrives a bit late in the New Year, but that all depends on what calendar you consult.  I like to think I'm ahead of the game.  The Chinese agree with me.  So, here it is, 44 days before we begin the Year of the Pig, my review:

+ I overcame my fear of death.  While I ( Read more... )