Garden Party
Haley Longs House;
8pm till.
502-9833
228-7387

Dress to impress.

I missing exactly half of everything I own ( Read more... )

I fell in love with a couple from Ireland on a school bus. We broke our way through the border at a five mile pace. oh,Mexico. Three hours later we all exchanged numbers and STD's ( Read more... )

Why are all these bitches crazy?
The End

I was sick. Then I recovered.
It was pretty nice.
Tommorow Connor and I will sunbathe.
Its gonna be a party you guys.
For all the fly honeys.

So Father, Mother, and I are all sitting down at dinner and ere talking about the new musical theatre program DA will be having next year, mom ended up getting fucking red in the face and talking about how OF COURSE I HAVE TO BE IN IT veins visibly throbing through her thin translucent lizard skinned neck. She just wouldnt shut the fuck up about ( Read more... )

"Damnit! I wanna wrestle!!"
---"I just wanna ejaculate."

Why do I watch the surreal life?
because its fucking great..

Willhelm wrote a book all about bunnies, and the games they play. Willhelm fell in love with Daniel Johnston. All of him.

D

connor. call me.
Cell Phone.£

I woke up this morning and my whole body just felt terrible, so I get up to you know, make sure it dosnt look as terrible as it feels. I get to my mirror and all I can look at are my eyes, because THERE ON FIRE and look like there bleeding or something. SO I go through all this shit till I find these eye drops that say allergy relief 9 it of ( Read more... )