hey ya'll! hows aboutsa a real update? sounds good ( Read more... )

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years and in spite ( Read more... )

don't know where i'm going with this but bear with me ( Read more... )

just felt the need to inform you that... note the time... not even 6.... i am drunk.... happy turkey day

save a turkey

eat a baby

i heart you all. sorry.

theres so much that i want to write here, but i am suddenly concious of the fact that anyone can read this ~ i'm tired of spilling my heart(guts-i'm heartless remember ) to anonymous readers and people simply reading this instead of actually talking to me to find out whats going on in my life....to find out what i think/feel/want/fear/do/hate/love/ ( Read more... )

i'm not dead

physically at least

just a quick update bc i have oodles and oodles of work i should be doing.... arg i can't wait for the quarter to be over ( Read more... )

ahoy thar mateys ( Read more... )

honestly, i go from so amazingly happy to such the polar opposite so quickly, what the fuck ( Read more... )

so how about one of those annoying recaps of my amazing weekend that no one really cares about but me?? ok? ok ( Read more... )