sunny_dale: Um.... er. (haha) Whoops?

[burninating]

Jonathan and I were out on the Quad, playing GI Joes, when the fire trucks pulled up. No one really even did a double take, because, Hello? Sunnydale. Fire trucks are like, everwhere! What with all the combustible tap dancers and burninating vampires who learn the hard way about why Creatros De Los Noches shouldn't go out in the day

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[bitter_brother]

I woke up to the smell of bacon and clutched my stomach. So hungry. OH SO HUNGRY. OMFG 2 HUNGRI 2 LIVE. Rolling over, I looked across the dorm room to see if Meers, Warren Meers, was awake or not. He was, in fact. Awake. Staring at the ceiling.

"Hey Warren," I started. I stopped talking when I was interrupted by a yawn. When I started again, I *MEANT* to say, Wanna go get breakfast? But INSTEAD, I said:

"I always wanted to be a ballerina."

[mk_warren_hpy]

"That's why you're my boyfriend but it's a secret shhh don't tell" I told Tucker like I tell him every morning because I know it gets him hot.

Then I walked over to the door and opened it. There was a girl in the hallway and I hate them so I smacked her and then she was dead. I put her in my box I have marked WARRENS BOX OF BITCHES DO NO T TOUCH with all the others.

Today is a pleather pants day.

[bitter_brother]

"Do you have a tootoo? Or, if you don't have a tutu, maybe; we can go and buy matching kilts?" I smiled at Warren, even though: he just killed a girl. Hahaha, he is sooo funny. Mmmm. I want bacon.

Mostly when he does that?, I just shrug a\lot because that's pretty much what Warren does!!! He kills women. Some peple do drugs, some people eat to much, but Warren, he is a spychopath... so he: kills girls.

"And I'm sirious. I want bacon!@!!!! Let's go eat! Or maybe,,, barbicue?!!!"

[summoned_sex]

Where was Tucker? I was supposed to me him for the sex, but he never showed up. I bet he is with that bitch of his. That Warren guy. Talking shit about how he never should have summoned my hot hot ass.

Maybe I could find Amy instead. She was a bit uptight, but at least she was cute too. Then again, things were more fun when we were altogether. Is that a fire? I didn't do it. I know that much. I decided that in order to get what I needed from Tucker I had to be prepared.

I took off all my clothes and headed to his dorm room. Hopefully he was still there.

[bitter_brother]

I wacthed as Warren squeegeed his ass into the Bad Guy pants. Ooooh!!!!! I love it when he wears! those! pants.

"Oh, Warren! I love it when you wear your pleasure pantes!" I squealed, and got out of bed, fully dressed. BEcause I am a deamon summoner and we can get dressed WITH MAGIC! There was a knock on the door, and I laughed very loudly toward Warren's face, "Omg, Warrne! Did you order bacon!!!??"

He shook his head at me and blew a kiss at his poster of Data because he likes robots!!!! Hahaha!

I opened the door and there was a naked girl! Oh no it was the naked girl who was also a succubus! The one that I had a big threesome with whith Amy and Lilaugh and Warren! Or, maybe, there were;t that many people in the threesome, butt I don't know because you weren't there.

"Hello Jezebel. How did you get away from tha bad army guys!???! And there is no way you can have sex with me right now because I woke up gay!!!"

[mk_warren_hpy]

MMMMM BBQ. The smell of "It" always makes me remember how much I hate women and how stupid I think they are.

"O.K." I tell him putting on my best suit jacket with my pleather pants. I don't wear underwear ever because I am just that hot.

"HEY." I said also.

Then he opened the door and OMfG. It was a girl. I MUST KILL.

And Tucker is my man.

[summoned_sex]

"OMG! That is so horribal! How did you get Gay? Was it that Warren bitch?"

I moved into the room with all my naked ness and my boobs were a lot bigger all of a sudden too.

"I killed all those army guys too. Cause they were men and I kill men with sex. That is why I had to take all my clothes off. They were dirty with the blood and body fluids of all teh men."

I look at Warren in his leather pants. Tucker is right. He looks good in them. He is making me want to have sex with him, and I wouldn't kill him either. Maybe Tucker will let me have sex with his gay roommate slash boyfriend.

"Hey can I have sex with both of you?"

[almighty_glory]

I found that boy and he was very happy about his hot pockets.

"Hey lady! You are pretty and NOT SWEATY!!! You should heat up the jello
with your head massagers and make it more like Hot Pockets!!"

"Thank you !! Yes I am pretty! want to do my hair?"

[burninating]

I started to cry and weep and rub my eyes like a little boy when the lady took my complement and asked me to do her hare.

"Im not gay!! I'm just a virgen. I love Warren but: like: in a friendly man-on-man way not in like I am a gay guy way. So no, crazy lady I cannot do your haires."

[gamma_epsilon]

So we were all just sitting around, being hory since that what greek girls do, and we decided to head on over to a dorm. Don't know why. Just cause. When we got there, there's a bunch of people running around. Looks like someone had a kegger and forgot to invite us! How dare they?! We are teh r0xxors, dammit! We'll show them how to partay!

So a few jumped in the jello pool and started splashing around, while the rest of us started stripping and having and making out in the middle of the room. I kind of wanted to bang a werewolf... even though he's like, not human and stuff.

[bitter_brother]

When Warren and Jonathan drove off, I was very very very sad. Especially because I didn't knwo my nbnrother's name was Jonathon and I thoguht it was Andrew. BUT WHAYEVER. EVIL!! I AM EVIL! FERA ME!!

But also then I rememberd as well that I have boobs and boots and I know what they are good for: JOINING SORCORITES!

"BYE WARREN< BYE ANDREW I HOPE YOU BOTH FALL AND CRACK YOUR STUPID HEADSS ALL OVER THE ROADS!!" I yelled as I took off on my motorcycle. I crashed when I got to the kiddie poo, thought. It wasnt a bad crash or antyhing. And I was rite where I needed to be:

"HELLO!!!! I AM TUCKER... ETTE WELLS. TUCKERETTE! AND I WANT TO BE A SORORITY GIRLSSS! GONE WILD!ONE!"