So I have had my first (of many, I am sure) Rebecca Moments in my new place.  Ready?

Drum roll please...

I melted a spatula in the dishwasher.

Hahahhahahahahaha.

Seriously, what the hell?  I started a load of dishes, and about 30 minutes later, I smell something like burning plastic.  So I open the dishwasher and this spatula had fallen to the bottom ( Read more... )

Packing is... going.

I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH SHIT.

I AM TIRED OF PACKING.

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT IS ALMOST THURSDAY.

I leave on Sunday.

OhmigawdOhmigawdOhmigawdOhmigawdOhmigawdOhmigawdOhmigawdOhmigawd.

That is all.

Well, I FINALLY found an apartment in St. Louis.

Thank ya, Jesus!  I was getting REALLY stressed out.

Whew, one more thing off my list.

Next... furnishings....

It's 4:00am, I'm up.  It's hotttttt in my house.  Seriously, the AC repair people suck.

I'm up partially because it's too warm to sleep and partially because I can't stop thinking about trying to find a decent place to live.

I went to the doctor today (well, technically yesterday, Thursday, whatever), thinking my appointment was at 10:00am.  I'm glad ( Read more... )

I can't help myself...

One more from the Wee Sing Silly Songs library.  This one is one of my faves.... hahahahahaha (And if anyone knows what a "pinnegan" is, please let me know.  I've oft wondered that...)

Michael Finnegan
There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chinnegan
They fell out and then grew in again
Poor old Michael ( Read more... )

In case anyone was wondering, (which I know they weren't...) my sister and I looked up the lyrics to "There's a Hole in My Bucket."  Because I'm a dedicated worker bee, who just can't seem to find anything to do at my job.  Well, nothing worth spending time on...

Anyway, for those of you who remember this song (and any others from the Wee Sing Silly ( Read more... )

So I came across this link just now. And I have to say, it's far too amusing not to share... ahahahahahahha...

Dorismar: an Alien of Extraordinary AbilityWow ( Read more... )

My application to the University of Texas School of Law...

...HAS BEEN SUBMITTED.

Whew.

Now, how many are left????

Okay, I just want to know if anyone else remembers this song... I learned it when I was little, probably from my father, who lacked a sense of what was appropriate to sing to children...

Anyway, I've been trying to remember the lyrics all weekend.  I could only remember the part about the worms playing Pinochle in your snout...

So I looked it up.  ( Read more... )

So I bought Green Day's Nimrod CD last month, and it's been in my cd player almost constantly ever since.  I'd forgotten how much I liked their earlier stuff.

Anyway, I was driving to work today, and you know what is an enjoyable song?  "King for a Day."  It makes me smile...

Started at the age of 4
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking ( Read more... )