a customer shit their pants at work today. but they didn't just shit their pants, they left a trail of shit from the sidewalk to the toilet. it was bad. but really really funny.

my life is a mess ( Read more... )

mothers day and i are no longer friends ( Read more... )

really, both band directors at eastern are leaving?

this should be fun.

i wish i could make up my mind about what the fuck i want to do for the rest of my life. almost everyone i started at eastern with is graduating and all i want to do is be done with school and start my life ( Read more... )

remember the time when i worked afternoons and then like 3 weeks ago my boss decided to put me on mornings and then last week made me a baker and now is putting me on midnights ( Read more... )

x men 3 is amazing

while driving home from work tonight another car decided it would be fun to turn left right in front of me causing me to hit them. my air bags went off and that was awesome, then i moved my car out of the intersection and after i got it parked the horn decided it wanted to go off and did for about 20 min. before the fuse died ( Read more... )

i have a feeling that working tomorrow after being off for the past 6 days is going to be the worst thing ever. i can already tell that we are going to be super busy and something bad is going to happen. feck!

i just went to meijer and spent so much money on fucking fruit, juice, and soap ( Read more... )