Hey, Jiro! There are these doctor ladies who keep making people fill out stuff, but we don't have to because we're not humans. Isn't that cool? I guess you don't have to either, Saburo.

But Raenef, you kind of have to. She said demon lords aren't an exception. So here.

[Have some really bad text:] this tihng rigt here: [re: medical records] [but ( Read more... )

You guys are kind of weird with all this fighting.

Raenef! I can't find you! There's just so much stuff going on here...

[and then the unthinkable. BZZZZZZT!!! Ichiro lets out a cry of pain and the communicator falls. After a few seconds, his metal skin clanks against it like he's trying to pick it up and having sudden difficulty ( Read more... )

...jeez, how long did I nap?!

[Yaaaaawn. Guess who just woke up.]

When did I get... wha... hey, I'm plugged into something! An--JIRO! Hey!

[Another yawn.]

Man, I'm beat...

...man, can't I get the sun for at least one day?!

[Someone's not happy. That's all you get, Discedo; no trumpets, no loud shouting, just one simple complaint.]

Hmph.

[Enjoy your peace.]

[GOOD MORNING, DISCEDO.]

[And he sighs happily.]

But if you're sick, you can go back to sleep!

[On that mess of what used to be the fifth floor of Latimir stands an android. He holds a trumpet and soon plays... THIS. LOUDLY.

Once he's done, he grins.]

GOOD MORNING, DISCEDO!

You can't sleep through such a beautiful day! EVERYBODY UP!

[And, thinking he's done everyone a favor, he beams and ends transmission.]

I HATE THESE STUPID BUTTERFLIES!

[The comm clatters as it's thrown to the ground. There's the sound of a punch, and stomping, and Ichiro screaming in anger and... punching butterflies.

After a few seconds, there's a loud, long sigh, and more stomping.]

Yeah, that's right, you better run! [Huff... huff... then he stomps on his communicator ( Read more... )

[It starts out with a yawn, and, oddly... Ichiro's kind of quiet. He mumbles something about 'stupid rain' under his breath.]

So... how long is this rain gonna be out anyway? Anybody know? Because it's not cool!

Crap, power's so low...

When's the freakin' sun gonna come out again?! This is so stupid! Why's it got to rain acid anyway? It's so ( Read more... )

[It starts when Ichiro just starts pushing buttons. He stares at the device curiously and his hand prods and pokes it until he gets it to work.]

Aha! Stupid thing, what is this, anyway--

Oh! Right.

[And he looks at it, then inhales, and:]

JIIIIROOOOOO!

Can you even hear me on this? What's it do anyway?

[For a second, curiosity forms, but it ( Read more... )