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http://www.nypress.com/18/9/news&columns/taibbi.cfm

They ony eat a certain amount of food between them. Yet when we clean the catbox, there's more poo than they ate in food. That has to be a violation of the conservation of mass.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html

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Egad. It's a furry Trekkie. My brain hurts.

http://www.rthawk.com/hawk/gun.htm

Now I must spray liquid dirrhea from my anus.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/pro_republican/384159.html

Oh no. How terrible. A bunch of whining pansies couldn't cope with the reality of their disgusting beliefs, and the equally fanatical mod banned me rather than face reality.

I want to brutalize the annoying "I dare you" blonde from the Swiffer Wet-Jet commercials. She annoys me, and I'd like to see her in pain, preferably bleeding from a ruptured colon and torn sphincter. Or maybe just have a beer bottle crammed up her other hole and sound punchings administered to her lower abdominal region. Or both.

The Stella Awards for 2004 ( Read more... )

I was laid up with food poisoning, so all I could really DO was think. And I done realized something ( Read more... )