Concerning Relationships: "Im not just a hole in the mattress, John ( Read more... )

From moments on this trip:

Concerning drinking: "Your liver delenda est." [To all of you who get this one: NERD! NERD! OMG! NERD!]

Concerning roommates: "Yea..its about time for you to be strangled in your sleep."

Concerning the bathrooms at the Colosseum: "Are those ancient, too?"

And more to come when I remember them.

Still alive, crackas ( Read more... )

Hello from Italy!

I dont have much time, because Im running out of minutes at the internet cafe. Just letting everyone know that Im still alive..despite Romes hills. Love you all! See ya later!

I am the 9th Gungho-Gun. I wish to engage you in Shi-Ai [a fight to the death ( Read more... )

So..my Comparative Lit teacher told me that theres basically no way I can get an A in his class..he says, "I'll try to give you a B..but dont get your hopes up ( Read more... )

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1.5 hours and 6500 songs later..I have a satisfying playlist ( Read more... )

Its been awhile since you guys got one of these..so..here you go...Jokes From Dad!

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about His problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto ( Read more... )

I like dancing to 80's music.

Thought Id share that with you all.