It's been forever since I posted. I guess the "job" thing will do that to you. Anyone else still on here?

[Email To: DD ( Read more... )

I am -so- effin gunna kill something...Ive been trying to finish downloading this shit for 3 hours now...youre telling me that I got through the first 780 megs in 3 hours..but somehow cant get the last 3 megs from one of the 195 fuckers that have the stupid file?! WHAT?! Every effin time that one of those assmongers cancels the download, it starts ( Read more... )

I'm officially declaring my dishes strike.

You hear that, Mr. Coffee-cup? Youre going to have to clean your own damn self.

Ill just...drink out of the carton, or something..

A Valentine's Day Poem for you, my friends..

"Roses are red,
and I like them a lot..
If you give me a bunch,
Ill show you my....

yacht."

w00t.

[Happy Valentine's Day]

So..I havent updated in a while..

For those of you wondering..Im in a pissy mood at the moment.

My life has been good recently..other than the fact that Im in a pissy mood right now.

I want to talk to someone.

BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia ( Read more... )

Not that Im one to make fun of someone else's beliefs...but COME ON, MAN! WHAT THE FUCK!? What kind of crack do you have to be on to come up with this shit?

Nuwaubianism

"Some human varieties are explained by variations in extra-terrestrial descent: Morbidly obese people, for instance, may be descended from the grotesque and elephant-nosed Deros (see ( Read more... )

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies ( Read more... )

Concerning Human Error: "So..whats the worst thing youve ever done?"..."Your mom ( Read more... )