- Porn is far to fucked of a business to get into. I just couldn't work in a business where getting AIDS is considered a lifetime achievement ( Read more... )

- My grandma introduced me to this guy at the E.L.K.S. club who at the age of fourty is just now having his first kid. All I can say is he is the worst Mexican stereotype ever. I can only hope that maybe this is his 6th wife or something ( Read more... )

Editors Note: Before anyone complains, (although I don't know why you would). I want people to know this is an entry composed entirely of jokes or bits that I didn't deem worthy to be placed on this journal. They're either just not funny or incredibly offensive. That being said. This entry is dedicated to Shannon and Cadillac Calli$$ who constantly ( Read more... )

- Don't join MySpace. It sucks and thers always something disabled on there, and 9 times out of 10 it's the son of a bitch who just friended you ( Read more... )

- I used to go to school with a kid who had leukemia. Hence the reason I used to go to school with him ( Read more... )

- Don't all transsexuals look a little bit too much like Sandra Bernhardt ( Read more... )

- Theres this old Asian lady who works at the local 7-11 who is incredibly hard to understand. So sometimes I just want to look at her and say. "My Confused Crane, doesn't understand your Babbling Asian Dragon ( Read more... )

- Who's idea was it for Cathy Bates to have a nude scene in About Schmitt? I'm sorry but ( Read more... )

- There is nothing more disgusting than when someone rapes a small child...unless the child is fat ( Read more... )

Every show has a Christmas episode and mine will be no different. So here is the SuntanSuperChristmas Special ( Read more... )