http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/10/06/national/a165024D53.DTL

i am determined to win this prize.

September 27, 2005 ( Read more... )

today i attempted to execute a highly professional 'wet willy' maneuver upon Sara. she countered with an expertly performed headbutt to my septum. never have i been so proud.

"grampa's kiss"

tearing silver foil
tiny pink fingers grip
the prize! white paper,
blue ink, oh!
Grampa Gerry! Grampa Gerry!
What's it say?

and he'd read our fortunes,
tell us the wisdom
on these alien flags,
planted by sages,
that only said 'hershey.'

legos ( Read more... )

oh, neck, please forgive me. I should not have put the full weight of the rest of my body on you, my atlas, my long suffering vertebrae. I should definately stick to less challenging yoga, and I promise I'll work up to "Homage to oak" with "Setting moon."

today i go up to Jason Rodan and remind him that he still owes $$ to Paul and Delis for the stereo and lamp he and karina stole. He pretended like he didn't know who i was, whoopy, i just hope the s.o.b. repays his debt.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/08/17/crocodile.blood.reut/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

Weights up five pounds, satisfaction up twenty percent. I added the extra five pounds to my dumbbells today. I did this before I worked out with them. It was easier than I expected - perhaps I haven't degenerated as much as I had thought. Never the less, despite the comparative ease, I feel a sense of satisfaction at having raised the bar and ( Read more... )

holy crap i found an affordable, attractive four bedroom house in a really nice neighbourhood. now to find some roomies.