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Today I was told that I have no respect for anyone by a boy who:
>> cheats on every girlfriend he ever has
>> has VD and doesn't tell his partners
>> lies constantly
>> talks about things he has no idea about
>> would rather have other people do anything for him, despite inconvenience, rather than do it himself ( Read more... )

to anyone who gives a fuck, i'll be phasing out this LJ and blogging it up on myspace.

www.myspace.com/haveyouseenthisman

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Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English
40% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

that's a load of bull.

1. What does your LJ nickname mean ( Read more... )

Elias Benjamin Lilien Zwillenberg's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chips Gerald

Your fashion designer name is Elias Amsterdam

Your socialite name is Waterloaf Funkytown

Your fly girl / guy name is E Zwi

Your detective name is Lion Columbia

Your barfly name is Pretzel Scotch

Your soap opera name is Benjamin Lilien Richmond
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After writing ten drafts of a letter i meant to mail months ago, i think i finally wrote what i needed to. I just hope Staci hasn't completely forgotten about me, and that i didn't make her feel like shit by not sending that package in the first place. I hope she understands, but who knows. best case, i make her happy or relieved, worst case i ( Read more... )

"I am not a womanizer," I protest as I look at the picture of Maegan's bare ass which is my desktop wallpaper.