AHAHAHAHAHHA...holy shit -

be prepared to laugh. really hard. and really loud.

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i bought a bicycle yesterday. i haven't ridden a bicycle in over 12 years, i'm sure. but, since leaving miami, i haven't found a spinning class i really enjoy, so i decided to take my cycling outdoors - i also wanted to learn a new outdoor activity, so this is kind of like 2 birds, 1 stone, you know ( Read more... )

just in case you thought i was going to get a social life anytime soon - uh uh. yay for craploads of the tellie!!! i was just reading cnn.com, and i super excited about two new happenings in the world of t.v.:

#1 - LOGO, the gay network!!! dude, they're going to show Mommy Dearest...repeatedly.... that movie is the funniest thing in the world ( Read more... )

yay! i'm back, training's over, and i finally have high-speed internet access at home!!!! woo hoo for uploading pics!!!

yea, so as some of you know, i chopped my hair off - a lot of it - when i got to the dirty jerz. check it out -

me wasted, my last night in miami:


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yup, you haven't heard from me in awhile... yay for training!

yay for cooking by the chemchick and co. we had dinner together on sunday, an i'm still relishing in the food.

my mind is fried from training, and i can't think of anything to be funny and witty... be back in a few days...

yay! can i tell you that i've been having a great week ( Read more... )

you all should totally read craigslist listings for your city... the pick-up lines guys try are unbelievable, and the 'rants and raves' section is pure humor... right now on NYC craigslist, folks are complaining about fat people taking up 2 seats on the train and how craigslist women are all stuck-up and none are easy...hehehe ( Read more... )

one-way flight from miami to newark: $130 ( Read more... )

i think i'm going to cry ( Read more... )

hmmm... so i haven't updated in awhile... yay for moving! i've managed to drop 2 dress sizes in miami, so i spent last weekend shopping like it was my job. :-P so much new clothing... expect a photo shoot when i get to the dirty jerz ( Read more... )