CNN breaking news: Bill Clinton is in NY Presbyterian hospital today, and his doctors are recommending heart bypass surgery for him...

well there's the rain on my happy day. if you're moved to do so, say a prayer fo the clinton family.

EDIT:

For more information, check out the article here. Apparently, he's going to need a quadruple bypass

While I normally use LJ as a forum to indulge in reality t.v. commentary, mindless ramblings and stereotypical slang, I actually need to put on a straight face and ask everyone for an important favor. Seriously, yo ( Read more... )

hmmm... so after a night of watching the weather channel with great anticipation (yea, i'm sure those words have never been used in a sentence before), i've had to postpone my trip to miami. :-( usairways is letting me change the ticket for free, so i'm going next weekend ( Read more... )

Poll Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

I'm getting a dog! yay! my roommate is going home this weekend to bring the family dog to live with us. His name is Kobie (not named after the bball player), and he's a mini dachshund, and he kind of looks like this (i think - i haven't met him yet):


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This is the funniest shit ever:

50,000 beers stolen in "dumb-crook" caperAhahahahaha, they have all that beer, and can't move it anywhere... I wonder: how long will beer stay? like, if they decide to keep it and drink it all over the next 3 years or so, will the beer still be good then?? hmmm, food for thought ( Read more... )

Okay. I know my journal has become super lame over the past few weeks. I've been spending a lot of time in my weight loss journal, and neglecting my normal friends who don't over-obsess about their bodies. I miss ya'll.

I stole this idea from the chemchick. I am delcaring today

DE-FRIENDING AMNESTY DAY! What is amnesty, you ask? For one day only, ( Read more... )

normally i'm all american and like "damn the brits for laughing at us!"

then people like robotron_5000 remind me there's something to laugh about:

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we." - George W. Bushhttp://news.bbc.

woo hoo!!! i just won something ( Read more... )

i want to sell my ipod. damn apple - 1.5 months after i bought my ipod, the released the 20GB ipod for the same price, and minis are back in stock...

right now, the going price on ebay is between $175 and $249 - If I could sell for $249, I'd lose $50... is it really worth it? What do you think?