Tch,I know this is a bit late but as fast as I write, I'm not the fastest artist. So take it as a memory of a time when your feet hurt and you couldn't see them anyway.



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Congratulations to Orochimaru and Gai on their wedding!

I'm sure they had a great night heheh!

I'm not normally one for deep things but this video hit me.

Remember Orochimaru? Tsunade?

They are quite a bit like us...

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Thanks to a big boobed old broad I'm in a hospital bed until further notice.

She won't even HEAL me! I didn't do a damn thing but write my book and go on the missions she sent me on and she won't even help.

I think the new Icha Icha will feature a certain blonde medic when she was younger.

Play with fire, and get burned Tsu-chan.

Hey,Tsunade! did your breasts get bigger? and welcome!

Let's hope this one doesn't know what I did to piss off the other one.

For those of you who  preordered, the "Icha Icha" audiobooks series is now available. Shipments are out and you shall be recieveing it in a few days!

In honor of my new book, "Icha Icha Ecchi" (coming out next week *waggles brows*) .I have decided to offer my fans a chance to have their WILDEST dreams fulfilled. So the next six people who comment will get a SUPER ERO-SENNIN SPECIAL! I will write a smut drabble for you with any pairing/threesome/situation you wish! For participating in this ( Read more... )

Hello to all of you new people! I know it must be hard to settle in with all of this insanity...so remember May is national masturbation month! Shoot a load off and relieve the stress now with "Icha Icha Oral"  a compilation of the first two Icha Icha best sellers...on tape!
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SINCE  MAY IS NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO SUPPLY BRAWLERS WHO ASK WITH A COPY OF  CLASSIC FAP MATERIAL ,ICHA ICHA PARADISE.... BEFORE IT STARTS!

2 days to order!

Also, should anyone need further assistance in celebrating this month of months I would be glad to lend a hand

I recieved a rather interesting package from the kazekage the other day...as promised I removed the picture of his sister.

tch...

Don't forget to visit me Orochimaru-san