"I had a dream last night about some cheese chasing me. I think I'm having halouminations."

Taller people are supposed to sleep longer in bed. Not me. Even if I slept like a king, I'd probably have sleepless knights. This only started happening this semester, so it's hopefully not long term…Last night I dreamt my sister summoned an army of tiny ( Read more... )

"A gardener who moved back to his home town rediscovered his roots."

It was really great being back in Chiba. My parents missed me so much they started telling puns while I wasn't around, they said. I don't know if they were joking. My cat, Tama, had forgotten who I was and didn't like me so much when I first got home. We had to start over from ( Read more... )

"My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it. It was two meaningful."

My sister made me a present and sent it to me - her baking really takes the cake. She knows strawberries and sweets are some of madeira favourites. It's delicious.

I'm not sharing it.

I thought about using this entry to reflect on the past year and everything ( Read more... )

"If cats could read they would paws after each claws."

Happy birthday, Ryou-san! I saw this DVD I thought you might like. I'm hoping to earn my stripes and impress you with it.

Happy birthday, Atsushi-san! I have a tail for you. I hope it's in line with your tastes.

Ah, Kabaji, thank you for this. How did you know my favourite colour? It's like you ( Read more... )

"A ham walked out of the hospital and said, 'I'm cured!'"

I've been in the infirmary for a while. This morning I was infirmed that I can leave. My arm is in a better condition now, but mostly, I'm not exactly armless anymore. I think I should have been discharged earlier but my physical weakness was shocking.

Thank you for coming to visit me. Sorry ( Read more... )

"The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant."

I had a nightmare I was in Manscarf-Tying, and I accidentally ripped apart sensei's favourite scarf. As punishment, he made me eat the shreds and they got stuck in my throat. It was a muffler.

To my sempai, I'm sorry for thundering up and down the stairs so ( Read more... )

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up."

I only got a bit lost. I'm not sure this campus can point me in the right direction. I thought I was going to be in the junior dorms, so I went there. After a lot of stairs and a lot of stares I realised I'd been allocated a senior position. I located it. It turns ( Read more... )