i do stupid things.

yesterday was one of those times.

So yeah. 4 years ago. Hard to believe. I know I'm a completely different person now. Things I've learned ( Read more... )

are fucking shitty shoes. every day i see more and more morons wearing them. worst of all, sports illustrated had an ad for football team themed crocs with fuzzy insides. what the fuck? everyone who wears crocs should die

So I just stopped by the gas station on the way home from work, and there was a Ford Escape sitting there with it's alarm going off. As I was pumping gas I looked over to see a lady get out of her car, stumble around to the back, open up the hatch and pull out a half gallon that was nearly empty, then walk back to the front and get inside. The ( Read more... )

I've been having a lot of dreams recently and most of them have been fucked up, so I'm going to post the only one I can remember ( Read more... )

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We had the most retarded complaint attempt ever last night. Some people called and said their pizza was cold and so they wanted a credit letter for free pizzas another time. Fair enough, except for one thing: they were a walk in order. As in they walked in, ordered, and were handed their pizzas as soon as they came out of the oven. Oh yeah retards ( Read more... )

So surgery was weird. I can kind of remember parts of it, like the drill going into one of my teeth. Most of it is all blurry now, like things that happen when you are really really drunk. I feel like I was aware for most of it and I just can't remember it now. But I'm not sure, all I clearly remember is the doctor telling me I was about to start ( Read more... )