our elevator smells like sausage and the dezhurny appears to be wearing parachute pants.

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HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE ICE TEA

1. MAKE A TEA
2. ADD THE SGUAR
3. PUT IT ON THE BALCONY
4. IT TURNS TO ICE
5. HAVE A TEA

I am at mcdonald's sitting across from a mom and her two children, who are discussing over their chicken nuggets whether all people get into heaven.

i just made tortillas from scratch.

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kajillion

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i have friends on here with creative photo blogs. i want to copy them, but i can't grow a beard and i don't wear cute outfits .

today, though, i realized that all of my strongest memories are tied with food. the other day i was cleaning out a cabinet and found a receipt from my (now closed) favorite grocery store, and it brought back the memory of ( Read more... )

The "American way of pizza" indeed.

This is disgusting.


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i've been forwarded this joke twice now so i guess i'll pass it along.

Встречаются два банкира.

- Меня этот кризис просто покоя лишил. Ты-то как спал?

- Как младенец.

- Да ну?!

- Всю ночь плакал и два раза обкакался...

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