I wanna be a gansta coz I'm sick of the Eye Tee. But I'm to pretty for jail so I'll fix another PC.

The whole day I have had "mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the lord" swirling around in my head. I have no clue why. Flashback.

if I get any more random you will have to shoot me.

Did you know that Duran Duran’s smash hit, Wild Boys had two different music videos? I didn’t. I saw the X-rated one the other night. It has a nipple in it every now and then. Back when that was shot it must have been a big deal. Nowadays it’s nothing special. Still, I like nipples. They always look so happy ( Read more... )

People who communicate almost exclusively with emotes belong in mama's basement ( Read more... )

God, what shit storm you have led us into this time? Stanley ‘Tookie’ Williams is no longer with us. At least he enjoyed 24 more years of life than the people he slaughtered. You tend to wonder what those steroids must have done to his frame of mind and whether they had any influence on his rampage, (that’s not a natural build, even for a black ( Read more... )

If you think your life sucks, then think again. At least you’re not this auntie…

I particularly liked this bit -

We believe that it was negligent of the SPCA and CapeNature to not put up boards warning that seals could be dangerous, Ellis said. Who is going to pay for her pain suffering and plastic surgery?Seals have big, sharp teeth and spend ( Read more... )

Sex lube can also be used effectively for putting on bicycle handles. That’s a handy hint which you may want to write down for future use.

I’m back in the office (*sob*). My vacation is over (*bigger sob*). Oh well (*sob ( Read more... )

Monday. When will it end?

I am in the UK at the end of this week. I fly out on Thursday, attend a meeting on Friday and then a bit of sightseeing over the weekend with my boss. We are going to do this at 08h30 on Saturday morning, (bit early for me but no matter - I’m a trooper). Then we’re spending the afternoon at the London Aquarium. If ( Read more... )

There are things in life I will never understand.

The first is the photos that people choose to represent themselves. For instance, I was checking the SA Reunited website this morning and I took a quick browse at some of the pictures ex-school mates of mine have plastered up there of themselves and, presumably, their better halves. Most of these ( Read more... )

We have auditors in the office, one of which is a cute little blonde. She has a very tight ass and I would like to bite it. I was in the copier room talking to some guy whose name I couldn’t be bothered to remember, (hey, I’ve only been with this company for 6 years so some are bound to slip through the net), and she was busy checking her mail ( Read more... )