I want to drive over every single one of these motherfuckers, (thanks Matt, notice I spelt it right), with a very, very big truck.

This is what happens when you don't know what goddamned "De La Rey" is all about and you go looking for the lyrics.

Somehow I wound up watching those sluts at the Playboy mansion again last night. I don’t know why I watch the show, it just upsets me. There’s something terribly wrong with a reality show that focuses on dimwitted tarts prancing around that wrinkly old prune. Last night’s show was centered on “The Girls” who were having their pictures taken. Naked ( Read more... )

I am currently enthralled by dating websites. This all started quite some time ago when a friend of mine put his profile on one of these websites, as did my mother, I was later to discover. He asked me to check his profile to make sure he was communicating the “right message“. His life is such a fucking mess I think any message he was communicating ( Read more... )

Why the hell are my feet so hot!? I swear, they feel like they are on fire. Could this be the onset of a nasty foot STD? I hope not... :(

What type of kids are these? I’m speechless. Why can’t I beat people to death? The law fucking sucks.

I'm super confused. This pagan "faith", (used in much the same context as a McDonald's "meal"), seems a bit directionless. Are these just people who don't understand computers, or what? I'm not entirely sure how vampirism got mixed in there either, but you know, pick one and run with it ( Read more... )

It was Father's Day? When?? Why didn't somebody tell me?

Next Dimension GamingMy favorite comments ( Read more... )

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week ( Read more... )

System of a Down rulz. I suspect that “B.Y.O.B” stands for Bring Your Own Bitch, which makes me like them even more ( Read more... )