My phone now yells out "HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE!" in the voice of Tom Baker whenever someone texts me.

It woke everyone up this morning.

It was downstairs in my coat pocket.

I might have to turn the volume down a bit.

I have this problem where I can't tell if the reason someone isn't showing interest in me is because they don't swing that way, don't know that I swing that way, or just aren't interested. While I've been surprised every once in a while by someone going "Yeah, I knew you were gay. It's alright." I'm not really the stereotype of lesbian... which I ( Read more... )

I'm upset that I can't have sex while wearing nicely tailored clothing. Guys can do this. This might be why I want a wang ( Read more... )

So... Heidi's up visiting her family. Man she's gone through a lot of shit lately. Don't even know how I'd keep walking after all she's been through but I suppose you just have to. Lost most her family, pretty much has had monetary setbacks to the point of being back at financial square one (lost her mp3 player, car broke down, lost her glasses, ( Read more... )

So... is it just me? Every time I go to "Livejournal.com" all I see is a little picture of two guys. I can go to the other google links like the "post an entry link" but the main page is just... fecked up ( Read more... )

I don't quite understand all the jackasses saying the end of the world is 2012... based on the Mayan calender. I'm not talking about fiction, or about people talking about it hypothetically. No, I'm talking about the people that either fully believe it themselves or are trying to convince little old ladies they need to get ready for the apocalypse ( Read more... )

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I knew this, but somehow reading it made me happy. NSFW though it's pretty textbook. It really does look like a big peen that's just set back a bit further... and with a big miscellaneous hole added below. Even has a couple "vestibular bulbs ( Read more... )

WOOO ( Read more... )

So I start work at the Home Depot in the quarry tomorrow morning (well, this morning technically) at 10am... still dunno how I'm going to get there exactly. Gonna try to get up at 8 anyways... even though it's only about 5 1/2 hours away. S'gonna hurt for sure ( Read more... )