Mister Ramp

[superflow]

Mister Ramp's hair was a vile toxic orange. As were his large, unblinking eyes. As, indeed, was his penis, painted in a sticky antiseptic emulsion to defeat the various Shagging Diseases that remained rife in the Sexual Underworld

Comments

[lowkeyknight]

You grow stranger.
This pleases me...

And scares me.

Do ya got His numba?

[lilchiva]

Very good.I would like more in this vein please.

[cookiepaper]

good morning, darling!

is it wrong that this made me just ever so slightly horny?

[superflow]

Yes, but I can't say I'm surprised.

[cookiepaper]

it was the vicodin that did it.

;-)

[superflow]

I'll bet.

[markeris]

My lawyers will be in touch presently to discuss likeness rights.

[lillysdoll]

Ironic.

This one kind of left me sad.

huh.