Mister Ramp

[superflow]

Mister Ramp's hair was a vile toxic orange. As were his large, unblinking eyes. As, indeed, was his penis, painted in a sticky antiseptic emulsion to defeat the various Shagging Diseases that remained rife in the Sexual Underworld

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[superflow]

Also, those who paint their genitals orange.

I think they are enchanted by it.

[lilchiva]

Imagine the outrage not worship that a rainbow painted vagina would evoke.

[bunny_babe]

"Erections of historical significance" is something I must get at least ten people to say by the end of the weekend.
I would use semen shooters, but that's too easy.

[ardaniel]

"*He* just wanted to use the word 'coprophages.' *I* know what he's up to."

--The Man with a Rifle, sitting on the bed next to me and contemplating the morning eucharist of Claritin

[janestarz]

So...where can I get one?
Seriously, if his semen does gnarly things to stainless stell, I wonder what will be left of my cervix after one shag.

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[splutterbug]

"Steel block after encounter with juice of Mister Ramp".

I'm now having visions of Alien, Mr Ramp in space