Just Like Christmas

[superflow]

"I ate the reindeer," I told the children. "And Santa's in Abu Ghraib with

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[yanatonage]

you're right, Christian mythologies clash with American xenophobia. I think if Jesus, un unkept Israeli man in strange clothes with super powers, ever returned he'd be covered in riot gas and bolted with electrodes immediately.

[stanleylieber]

Sort of like how the story played out the first time, eh?

[scottums]

What, no mention of how well the Missile Defense Shield worked in stopping the Red Menace?

[inahandbasket]

damnit warren, you made me cackle evily at work and now my coworkers are looking at me funny.

[sonoffletch]

You're not the only one...

Ye gods I wish I was in England where it's socially acceptable to be drunk before breakfast and no one cares if you're a surly bastard

[inahandbasket]

amen

[flowersneverdie]

I laughed so hard at this.

...might be due to the fact that it's just after six in the morning and I've been awake for nearly 24 hours and the coffee is really getting to me. I'm rather dizzy but I can still type.

If you'd like, you can edit my research paper that's due at 3:20 this afternoon. That would be so lovely but if not you can just keep doing your thing and that's okay with me. Just don't forget about our campfire date.

[superflow]

Once you sleep, you'll see the flaw in being alone in the woods with strange old men.

Possibly.

[flowersneverdie]

The woods? Pff you said you'd tell me ghost stories in my living room.

I'm going on 32 hours sans sleep now and the notion still doesn't seem strange. Or maybe it's that you don't seem strange. Or maybe I really need a nap.

Either way, I hope there's s'mores.

Peace on Earth?

[allthatcustard]

I would say "laughed my ass off", as the Americans do, but can't be doing with donkey fetishists at any time of year... perfectly beastly, if you ask me.

Now I must spread festive cheer and brainworms. Thank you.