Ellington caught up to the princess as she made her way along the dank corridor leading out of Bartan's castle ( Read more... )

In the spirit of good natured humor, which is usually beyond bartenders and even ex-bartenders who are still bitter, I present to you, The Rules of The Bar. Some of you, who have never been in this line of work, will read the following and think me a bitter asshole. I can live with that ( Read more... )

Ok, so one very BIG contradiction from my past is that I was openly, almost proudly agnostic (atheist even, after a few whiskeys) but secretly I was a believer. Now as to exactly what I believed I'm still not entirely clear, but there was something.
I have always felt that there was something behind the curtain of the universe, some imperceptible ( Read more... )

"It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."

Huh?

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"With every prison blown to dust ( Read more... )

my wife gave me Lyrics by Sting which is, as you might expect, a collection of the lyrics from all the songs Sting ever wrote, along with commentary from the artist. It's organized by album (sort of) and I was thinking that the only way to really maximize my enjoyment of it would be to have the albums playing in the background, so I could read ( Read more... )

Seth's appetite proved to be his undoing, ( longish )

My youngest (7 yr old girl) just came up to me with a biology project and said "This plant is a fail."

My other daughter mentioned to me a couple weeks back that her social studies teacher said that the The Munich Agreement was "kind of a fail ( Read more... )

"How big is this damn ship?" ( cut for length )

“So, I guess you’re kind of burned.” ( cut for length )