I HAVE A TATTOO AND IT'S GORGEOUS.

Today, I was playing catch with Tyler in Drexel's new little park thing, and there were a couple of black kids watching us. Maybe 8 or 9 years old. And one of them watches me throw the softball and says to the other, "Look! They're playing baseball with a big green baseball ( Read more... )

I feel like I should worry that when I walk out of my bedroom with no pants on, there might actually be someone out there who doesn't live here. But so far it's just my roommates that have seen me mostly naked. I guess that's good. I can't wait for summer, so it's socially acceptable to be mostly naked again. I miss bikinis ( Read more... )

This morning I was kind of semi-awake and I heard Maheshi crinkling the blinds to look out and whispering, "Oh my god!" under her breath. Then I heard her whisper, "Oh my god, it's snowing!"

It's actually kind of snowing a lot, and she's never seen snow before. It's not really sticking, but she's SO EXCITED, and it's really cute.

Deciding "Fuck staying at work, I want to go to see Shinedown tonight," was probably the best decision I ever made. It was by far the best concert I've been to, and I just... had a great time. Also, no one was at the pool all day, so I didn't have to feel bad about leaving a little early ( Read more... )

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

It just seems like it can't possibly be real.

Daily Fun Fact: Females are 8% less agreeable than males.

I think most of it is wrong, but here it is:

My Personality

Neuroticism

45
Extraversion

31
Openness to Experience

1
Agreeableness

5
Conscientiousness

52
You very rarely feel depressed and are usually in a good frame of mind, however you are sensitive about what others think of you. Your concern ( Read more... )

Fuck engineering.
Fuck robots.
Fuck writing.
Fuck today.
I'm dropping out of school and becoming a hobo. Then, I'm going to get drunk kids to sign me in and steal shit from them and their roommates. Or give me ten bucks and sign me out. Whatever. It'll all be good when I'm a hobo.

Dude, I love my life. Kelly, Pat, and I watched Jurassic Park on mute, with Beethoven in the background, and made dinosaur noises. I make excellent velociraptor noises. Kelly makes T-Rex noises, and Pat makes the spitting dinosaur noise. We all provide dialogue and other dinosaur noises. Ohhh, man. I'm actually afraid that I'm losing my voice ( Read more... )

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