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Oh dear god... thanks to Dave and Ian/r3public0n for introducing me to all the fun that will make you laugh, pee, and die a little bit inside. Here are a few of my favorites:

Chuck Norris FACTS* Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them ( Read more... )

Sometimes people just need to keep things to themselves.

So I FINALLY got done knitting Kaydence's baby blanket! I started it in February, thinking I'd have it done in time for Jackie's baby shower late March. I had no idea how intense this knitting project was going to be! I thought it would just take me a few weeks. I have this awful habit of knitting gifts for people, and then giving it to them ( Read more... )

I love UrbanDictionary.com....

1. gentleman syrup
The substance that is spewed out of your dills upon reaching climax.
"so like that bitch slobbed on my knob till i gave her a fresh coat of gentleman syrup on her face and stuff."

The new job's been going well but if I have to hear I'm So Excited by the Pointer Sisters ONE more time... ::raises a threatening fist::

I hate those jobs with a repeating soundtrack of 20 songs that aren't any more recent then 1990.

I had a 3rd and final interview for a make-up job today. Now I just need to get a call back and get the final word. I've been given the shaft on quite a handful of interviews in these past few months, but I honestly have a good feeling about this one. So please, rub your lucky rabbit's foot for me, smoke a 4-leaf clover, fuck a magic knome, ( Read more... )

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*snagged from iscott and tiphasaurus
You must post the FIRST picture you find on Google when you search for each item.

( clicky click yo! )

Julia posted her pictures from the party.

THIS ONE PERFECTLY SUMS UP THE NIGHT!!!


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