It's bad news when you have 90s pop songs stuck in your head. But it's worse when you have pop songs with words from the "kid friendly" version ( Read more... )

It amazes me how often our local newscasters misuse the word "decimate ( Read more... )

There's nothing like a red-haired one year old bringing you a cute little mini jar of Hickory Farms hot mustard (from who-knows-what-depths-of-the-pantry) out of the blue.

Allright, so I got over my crankiness - singing Mele Kalikimaka for three days helps ( Read more... )

The Bad News: There are no Green Leapsters on the West Coast (or the East Coast for all I know ( Read more... )

When Supergirl rules the world, the seasons will run Fall, Fall & Fall; the annual calendar will merely repeat itself through three cycles: Aug-Nov over and over ( Read more... )

..in a public restroom. While I am waiting outside of the stall for my 4 yo to go to the bathroom ( Read more... )

Was almost ran off the road by trimet #2267 last week. Seriously - wtf? It passed on the right shoulder - no stop involved. Later, the same night, a semi tractor/trailer - moving truck! - got stuck (literally, "stuck" - it's a very narrow street)on our street overnight. At midnight, we get a knock on our door because some "professional driver" can' ( Read more... )

You know you're truly a mom when.....

One of your day's biggest accomplishments is to outsmart your 10 mo baby by replacing the (scary) flour and sugar canisters in his favorite cupboard to play in, with ultra safe tupperware bowls and lids.

This morning, Griff and I were rocking out to Lime in the Coconut (our favorite rock out song ( Read more... )

I so did not just see this:

http://familycrafts.about.com/library/projects/blpadslippers.htm

MAXI-PAD SLIPPERS?