(A benefit for Sister's House - they were selling stuff by the bag-lot for $1/bag ( Read more... )

Today, I made the idiot speech. sigh. I suppose it had to happen. (Y'all know what I'm talking about and for those of you that don't: may you blessed with angelic children who never challenge your patience ( Read more... )

lol. There is a guy that works at the gas station down the hill from our house that looks just like Gary Cole in Office Space ( Read more... )

Our regular trip to the library went as usual. We settle onto the childrens' PCs to play games and halfway into the game, we announce - across the library - that we have to go to the bathroom. Everyone in the (very small and quiet) library turns to look. Everyone is now aware that there is a four-year old who needs to relieve himself in several ( Read more... )

We've reached the end. I mean, really. Evil boy (ex-husband) has been poking me in the eyeballs for eight (8!) years and now it's finished. Over. Done.

There is nothing - nothing - more that he can take me to court for ( Read more... )

Reality calls when....

you're on your way to school drop-off (three angels in tow) and you start rocking out to Justin Timberlake...

....reality would be the four year old in the back seat whining, "nooooo.....stop.....you can't do that. It's against the rules! Hey.....why is everyeeeeeee one in the other cars staring at us?!"

and so starts a

Well, life is pretty much back to normal. You know....changing diapers, playing schoolbus, nearly burning the house down.....same ole...same ole....

lol. I tried to make toasted pumpkin seeds and caught the kitchen on fire! yikes.

Parenting lessons you will only learn thru experience ( Read more... )

Superboy was a dream child at the dentist's (mine) office this week ( Read more... )

"I like to buy you flowers because they make you smile and they look beautiful in a room with you."

You know you're prego when.....

When you're at the Farmer's Market, he buys you a fabulous HUGE bouquet of flowers....

and you think that's reallys loving but you still want ice cream.