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Title: What the Hell
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Romance, Comedy, (slight)Smut
Beta: carboncastel
Disclaimer: Don’t own them, nope.
Summary: Kame is cheating on Jin with YamaPi?!
Author’s Note: I'm back! Don't expect anything great from this one, though. This fic was inspired by the lyrics of Avril Lavigne’s What the Hell which I incidentally listened to on that MS episode that had both KAT-TUN and Avril Lavigne as guests. Not a big Avril fan myself but if you want to listen to the song, download it here (password: akame). The fic ended up with somewhat slutty!Kame so I don’t really know if I should apologize for that or what. Enjoy!
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[You say that I'm messing with your head]
He was messing with Jin’s head alright. Just last night, as they made love on the damn turtle’s sofa (from Germany!), Kamenashi Kazuya swore that he loved Jin and no one else. Jin even made him repeat it several times. Well, he made Kame say it over and over to get himself to cum, but yeah, to assure himself just as well that Kame loved him.
[All 'cause I was making out with your friend]
And now, here the soloist was, making himself as small as possible as he crouched behind his steering wheel. He was used to being stalked, not the other way around, but Kame’s suspicious actions gave him no choice and drove him to follow the younger man to a… a mall parking lot and watch as Kame walked in the mall’s direction with… YamaPi.
[Love hurts whether it's right or wrong
I can't stop 'cause I'm having too much fun]
You’re too hot for your own good, aren’t you? Jin thought as he gripped the steering wheel angrily. Kame was cheating on him with YamaPi. Yamashita Tomohisa. His own goddamned best friend. Well, of course, to be honest, YamaPi was hot, too. Objective observation, objective observation, nothing more.
Jin was fuming, but he didn’t know which person deserved more rage. What made it even more confusing was that both men were dear to him, one was like his brother, and the other was his… his bitch. No one should ever touch Kame like Jin does. Jin fought the mental image of what Kame and YamaPi could be doing with their time together.
[You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me]
No, Jin was not about to beg the turtle to stop seeing YamaPi. Akanishi Jin does not beg. Ever. What’s going to happen tonight is Kame would kneel in front of him and… apologize. He’ll be the one to beg for Jin’s forgiveness.
And Jin would make him do “things” to pay for his little crime. Well, not so little, considering that Kame was actually cheating on Jin with the best friend. Jin suspected someone else. Actually, a random guy. Definitely not YamaPi!
[But honestly I just need to be a little crazy]
Jin shook out of his reverie as he squirmed in his seat at the scene that met his eyes. A few cars down the parking lot, as the two walked, Kame held YamaPi’s hand! This turtle is going to see hell tonight.
[All my life I've been good but now
I'm thinking what the hell]
It’s not my fault that he’s such a workaholic bitch, Jin thought to himself as he walked down a corridor of the Jimusho, mulling over the fact that he and Kame had very little time together (which could be the reason for Kame deciding to give YamaPi a try). He would have wanted to stay in the parking lot, or even follow the two into the mall, but he had a scheduled meeting with the rest of the Jin Crew so he had to leave, cursing as he imagined Kame still holding YamaPi’s hand as they entered the establishment.
[All I want is to mess around
And I don't really care about]
Of course, as much as Kame was a tease, Jin believed he had enough sense in him not to hold YamaPi’s hand too much in public. At least, that’s what Jin wanted to believe. Jin felt it was unfair that he and Kame never go on dates like what he had just witnessed, let alone hold each other’s hand in public. What was Kame playing at by hooking up with YamaPi, really?
[If you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby]
“Akanishi, are you alright?”
Jin passed by Nishikido Ryo in the corridor and didn’t even notice. He didn’t notice his friend! That’s how much effect Kame had on him.
“What? Oh - yeah, I’m alright. Just - thinking.”
“You actually think?”
Ryo said, laughing at his own nasty joke. Jin was so used to it that he didn’t even roll his eyes.
“Anyway, have you seen Pi?”
Jin’s ears rang. Ryo was asking him about YamaPi, whom he had seen enter a mall with Kame just earlier.
“No, why?” he replied, trying to sound normal even if he was dying to tell Ryo what he witnessed.
“We’re set to start practice in a few minutes. He only arrives late when he’s out with some new lady friend and - ”
Jin almost reeled.
“Jin, are you sure you’re alright?”
“Yeah. Hey, I need to get to the meeting already. Catch up with you later.”
[All my life I've been good but now, what the hell]
Jin walked away even before Ryo could reply. He wouldn’t be able to stand another joke, or a remark about YamaPi’s sex life, or… Did Ryo know? Jin was getting confused now.
[What the hell?]
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[So what if I go out on a million dates
You never call or listen to me anyway]
Kame sat across Jin in the living room of Jin’s apartment. The younger man had a curious look on his face, indicating his interest in why Jin was the way he was tonight. The soloist quietly watched Kame from the opposite couch, his arms folded over his chest and his legs crossed. Jin shamelessly and angrily stared at Kame.
“I saw you today,” Jin finally said in a quiet tone, like the calm before a gathering storm.
To his surprise, Kame smiled - no, the turtle smirked. What the hell?
[I rather rage than sit around and wait all day
Don’t get me wrong. I just need some time to play]
“Why are you smiling like an idiot?” Jin snarled, uncrossing his legs and unfolding his arms as he leaned across the center table at the still grinning Kame.
“You found me out,” Kame simply said, and then slouched back in his seat.
Jin was mad, but he couldn’t help but notice how Kame’s shirt fell flat on his lean stomach with the motion. The younger man’s jeans hung low on his hips, too.
“I found you out?” Jin repeated. “So you’re admitting it, then?”
Kame shrugged and closed his eyes.
[You're on your knees
Begging please
Stay with me]
“Let me get this straight,” YamaPi suddenly spoke from the long sofa between the two as if to remind them that he was, in fact, there. “You two… are together?”
Jin shot his best friend a murderous look.
“Yes. We are.”
YamaPi looked at Jin, then at Kame, and back again at Jin.
“It’s your fault,” Kame said, his eyes still closed. “You should have told your best friend, so he wouldn’t have made his advances - ”
“What kind of reason is that!” Jin yelled, slapping his hand on the table (making YamaPi flinch in his seat) and glaring again at Kame.
“Look, I’m honestly still in shock here but I think I should just go and - ”
“You stay where you are, Yamashita - ” Jin said in a livid tone.
“Yes, you should. We’re going to need you tonight,” Kame cut Jin.
[But honestly I just need to be a little crazy]
“Need me??”
“Need him?!”
Kame got up and went over to Jin’s side and, with YamaPi awkwardly watching, climbed on the couch, straddled Jin’s lap, and harshly crashed their lips together.
[All my life I've been good but now
I'm thinking what the hell]
Jin involuntarily groaned into the kiss as Kame’s hands snaked their way up his shirt, brushing against his nipples, earning another guttural moan from the soloist. YamaPi made an odd sort of gulping noise with his throat, so that Jin realized that he and Kame were not alone.
“Kame, what the hell - ” Jin started as he pulled away from the kiss.
Kame withdrew his hand from under the older man’s shirt and pressed a finger to Jin’s lips.
“Sshh.”
Kame turned around, all the while still on Jin’s lap, and purposively ground his groin, making Jin throw his head back with another moan. Kame had a plan though, and surprised the two men as he reached out and yanked at YamaPi’s collar. The NEWS leader complied and came forward, his lips meeting Kame’s in the same harsh manner.
Jin felt another surge of jealousy, but was too horny to verbally protest, so that he resorted to pressing his hand against Kame’s crotch, feeling the growing erection through the fabric. It earned a moan from the smaller man, a moan that resounded in YamaPi’s mouth.
[You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I'm messing with you in bed]
YamaPi was barely coherent. He had just found out that the man he was messing around with was actually his best friend’s lover. And now, here he was, French kissing Kame, on Jin’s lap.
It’s going to be a long, hot night.
[What the hell]
~end~
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It was rushed and all so I can't blame you if you think it's bad. LOL Hope you enjoyed it, though~ ♥
PS I think I'm writing too much song fics. LOL In other news, for those who are watching out for it, the sequel to Wedding Day is almost done! :D
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