First Invasion: The Nightmare Begins

[superiorirken]

...FOOLS!

[Those who had gone to investigate the cry would find a small, green creature. He appeared to be bare-naked, besides the antennas protruding from his head and a dog collar around his neck.]

[Speaking of that collar, Zim is attempting to pull it off right now, screaming as he does so. Apparently, it's quite difficult to remove, seeing as how

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AND SO IT BEGINS.

[teutonic_terror]

[It's better than being inside, forced to eat pancake after pancake -- 'Made with love, sweetie!'. He was absolutely certain that if something didn't happen to change this, and soon, he was going to go insane. So Medic walks outside, bemusedly assuring his drone wife that he'll 'quiet the dog down'. Yes. Their english-speaking, tiny, green, angry dog.]

Vhat are you, exactly?

OH THE CHAOS THAT WILL BE CREATED.

[superiorirken]

[Upon hearing the Medic's voice, Zim stopped dead in his tracks. He stood up and stared at the newcomer that had entered the backyard for a moment. He proceeded to give him the cheesiest, toothiest grin he could possibly make.]

Eh? I am a completely normal earth hyuman. Just like you.

[He begins marching towards Medic, before beginning to stop straight in front of him. Zim hated to admit it, but this wormbaby was tall.]

Now then, earth monkey, you shall now tell Zim the location that he has been placed, after this, you shall proceed to escort Zim back to his place of origin.

[teutonic_terror]

So you are called Zim. Hm.

[He doesn't kneel in order to make their heights a bit easier to work with, but rather just looks down at Zim with a small frown.]

You heff been 'placed' in Mayfield. From vhat I heff been told, you are most likely going to be here for some time. Zhere is no vhay out.

[It sounds as though Medic thinks that there being no way out is no excuse for not being able to find one. Tch. Idiots.]

[superiorirken]

[Zim looks...blank. No way out? His mission would be in jeopardy! He'd have to get out! Or at least find some way to contact the Tallest.]

Eh? Zim will surely find a way out. But not before he DESTROYS THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SENT HIM HERE.

[He follows this up with insane maniacal laughter. He does that a lot.]

[convallariaceae]

[Yuuka, having been strolling close by, approaches the fence containing the backyard in which she heard the disturbance. She casually leans over it, folding her arms on top of the fence.]

Aww, is someone's little pet not happy with something?

[superiorirken]

[SHAKES FIST AT.]

SILENCE!

[convallariaceae]

[Yuuka simply chuckles.]

Oh you poor dear. Are you cranky because you haven't been fed yet?

[superiorirken]

SHUT YOUR NOISE-TUBE, FILTH MONSTER!

[grumpyopa]

Yelling is not going to give you answers. ((and to make this more action-y, Germania was out for a stroll to go stalk Rome probably at this time.))

[superiorirken]

I suppose you are correct. Questioning the local law enforcement is likely to produce more...suitable answers.

[grumpyopa]

That will not work. They do not answer questions.

[superiorirken]

Perhaps I will capture one for further study.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[And have a little girl peering over the fence, just... staring, because Sweet Babby Jesus that is the ugliest dog she's ever seen.]

[superiorirken]

[He's pretty much going to stare you down for a moment.]

HEY.

What are YOU looking at!?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[oh it is on, little green man] I'm lookin' at you, ya mutt! Ya wanna make somethin' of it?

[superiorirken]

ZIM IS NO FILTHY MUTT. Besides, that's GIR's job.

[noneed_2worry]

[Have a young Pokemon coordinator leaning over the fence staring at you curiously.]

[superiorirken]

[FFFFFF he's getting too much attention. Zim just glances at her for a moment.]

This is completely normal. Go home and do whatever it is that you do.

[noneed_2worry]

...Do you need some help?

[superiorirken]

OF COURSE NOT.