Maybe going to see the new Star Wars at midnight wasn't a good idea. Didn't get home until 3, and I didn't fall asleep until around 5, and I have to be at work in 30 minutes, and I'm on 3 hours of sleep. The movie was amazing, so I guess that makes up for the lack of sleep. God, I hope this coffee works.

The Three Major Types of Boxer Shorts ( Read more... )

Just got back from seeing Sin City, and I had like 6 orgasms. Best movie I've seen this year. All I can say is: Star Wars, Batman, and War of the Worlds have some major competition.

In the eyes of God, I'm nothin' but shit ( Read more... )

I'm sittin in my room, and I start playin' some I Spy ( Read more... )

Farewell, Farewell, I've lived my life just right ( Read more... )

I don't know what the hell this is, poetry perhaps? I just started writing, changed some things around, and out came this.

I wait for the day when life becomes simple ( Read more... )

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Work has been nothing but awesome since I've been there. I'm allowed to have facial hair which is totally kick ass. My beard will kill anything in it's path, it's fucking insane. It's got attitude! Today, some gay guy told me I looked like Hugh Jackman, it made me want to shave my beard, but then I was like, "Go away gay dude!"

Here are some internet conversations I had with random people, except the 1st one, that's Stephanie. These are completely unedited, enjoy ( Read more... )