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I am writing an update.

The Nightman cometh...

Romeo and Juliet, White Trash Style

Tim and I were neighbors and we lived in a low income neighborhood. Okay, it was basically two run down houses next to each other and he had a shack in his backyard. Apparently when we were little, my dad shot him and he was locked away in the shack because his parents thought he was deformed from being shot. His ( Read more... )

Damn You, Alec Baldwin!

I was working at Sam Goody like I did in high school, only this store was comprised of shelves of DVDs and CDs on a long flight of stairs. Some lady wanted a copy of a movie with Ryan Reynolds and we didn't have it in stock. I went to check at Suncoast (which looked exactly like a normal mall store) and suddenly morphed into ( Read more... )

Dimitri Matrin is My Boyfriend

I totally made out with him. But then, my grandma told me he was my cousin and suddenly it wasn't so cool anymore.

Matt is a Jerk and Made Me Miss My Flight

I got in a huge fight with Matt because he left the door open and it rained inside. He didn't understand why I was mad, so I told him to move out. He said he would ( Read more... )

For the first time in my life, I woke myself up screaming last night.

The Nightman Cometh

I was hanging out with my high school friend, Dominique. She had a big house in the middle of the woods and an RV. We were planning a trip somewhere and her mom and sister decided to leave us home alone. We heard a car pull up in the driveway and one of the ( Read more... )

I only remember parts of my dreams the last few days....

• Walking around the crowded mall picking up change people were dropping
• My brother hanging out with stoners in the food court (which is entirely logical)
• Buying ice cream at Dairy Queen and feeding it to rats in the street

Last night, however I remember clearly.

Hunting is Scary

I was a young boy ( ( Read more... )

Emily and Geoff Are Total Cockblockers and Edward Cullen is My Boyfriend

So I was Bella from Twilight, except I wasn't whiny or stupid and Edward was my boyfriend, except he was externally Robert Pattenson and internally Tim. I was doing investigative research at an astronomy museum trying to find him, because he ran away from me. I met up with ( Read more... )