Just the 30 something asshole who can't get his shit together.

It could be that I just don't have what it takes to be what I want to be. People go their whole lives without ever realizing their dreams all the time, and I might just have to deal with that.

The soles of my feet are black with filth.  Amazing how, right after sweeping and mopping the whole apartment, dust and dirt still cling to my size 11 feet.  I shuffle over to the television and say "good morning" to the local news casters.  They accompany the dawn.  They make me laugh at witty banter, then make me sad about yet another fatal ( Read more... )

That I updated this for the first time in the past year or so a few days ago.  There are people on my myspace (i know, i'm a whore.  deal with it) that I don't want reading some info, so I've come crawling back.  I still probably won't update this often though.  you can message me if you want my myspace addy ( Read more... )

fuck, Fuck, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cami and i broke up.... the weekend before last, i think it was.

It's been a rough couple of weeks.

And I think I've got pink eye. Score.

My prediction: Steelers 17, Seahawks 14.

Edit: Steelers 21, Seahawks 10 Final.

Close enough!! w00t!!!!

Today's update will be concerning the xbox 360, backwards compatibility, and how it sucks my ass like a prostitute working on earning her next hit of crack ( Read more... )

so, aside from reprimanding my girlfriend for reminding me that i never post here anymore, this is my first post in... a bit over 12 weeks, i guess. which seems kind of odd, considering I got a new computer, so i should be able to do it superfast now, right? right ( Read more... )

Cami, you live with me. You are not allowed to nudge me to update my journal. It's not allowed. Didn't you get that memo I faxed you?

I GOT LAID OFF!! I DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ALCHOHOLIC ANYMORE!!!

WHOO HOO!!