Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

"You can't spell manslaughter without laughter"
~Anonymous

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It's been a while since I've updated... and you aren't getting much today, sorry. Just a link to what is, by far, the greatest thing ever made ( Read more... )

"The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners." ~ Unknown ( Read more... )

New Years is tomorrow. I wanna do something. GO PLAN NOW!

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

I'm home, and I'm bored. Really bored. Really REALLY bored. Save me!!!

Let me know that I've done wrong ( Read more... )

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me ( Read more... )