.. what a fucking disgustig working week, i am so glad its over... I am so stressed that i feel all the hairs are raised on the back of my neck ( Read more... )

158801168 I needed some extra money before xmas so decided to work an overtime on sunday. There was no one in the office so I climbed onto the photocopier and scanned my fanny with the finger up it. I then took the prints home to show to my boyfriend. He stupidly left them lying around on the bathroom floor. My housemate found them and recognised ( Read more... )

114433863 I am 100% against rape. I am an activist, even.

But when I was little, me and my old friend would play "kissy games" and we would act out rape scenes and we both got so off on it. I miss having someone force me to lick her tits, and not feel any guilt whatsoever.

981138740 Ok Im 16 my birthday is in 4 days and until yester day I was still a virgin. Well for the longest time I have liked my best friends boyfriend and and they recently broke up and were supposed to get back together! How depressing well yester day her ex invited me over and I wasn't supposed to tell her. Me and him ended up having sex and I ( Read more... )

"Does the thought of your lover pissing on you from atop of the china cabinet just not hold the thrill it used to?"

2. Pikachu
Pika = Electric
Chu = Mouse

1. Pikachu is an electric mouse found in the games, tv show, and movies of Pokemon.

2. faggot
Derogatory term used by persons who privately fantasize about someone of their own gender.
Hey faggot, what do you like, to suck cock? What? No! I don't play football to look at other guys shower naked! Shut up, faggot!

1. nigga
Nigga is a word which evolved from the derogative term "nigger". Tupac best defined the distinction between the two.

NIGGER- a black man with a slavery chain around his neck.

NIGGA- a black man with a gold chain on his neck.
Tupac defined the word

1. paizuri ( Read more... )

hombre #1: "I ain't afraid of no jail meng"

hombre #2: "You should be. They're gonna pass your puto ass around like currency"