I was watching a new anime (cartoon) yesterday "gravion" anyways, in the first 5 minutes there is an attack on our solar system by some bad-ass aliens... our saturn and jupiter stations are destroyed and a distress signal is sent to earth to warn us of the threat.
it reads: 190911 thousand deseased status "Clitical". I laughed so hard for the next ( Read more... )

2. porn
The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).
America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.

I came across my old website *reposts it in original spot* http://www.members.optushome.com.au/redmaverick/# its even go a comic book which i forgot about!

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Enter these things into the Google Image search and see what you get:

Your First Car: Mx5

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I just had a horrible dream, woke up in tears and in firght... its funny, almost as thought my subcontious believes i'm not suffering enough it made me relive something.
Been bed ridden the last couple of hours, bu ti thought i'd get up and do something of today. Good friday? hmmm... i wonder why they call it that.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away ( Read more... )

Today i walked home... i wasn't paying attention to the road (a road i know very well and is one way) i then became lost in my thoughts. Out of nowhere someone comes running down the stree in the wrong way, i only just heard it....
I could have been severly injured tonight...
I said this once before tonight "tonight is a day of cross roads".

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