Today I had some cheap old bastard buying some cheap looking model airplanes shooting the shit with me. He told me, "Our president, Mr. Bush, flied in this one." I didn't know what he meant exactly since I'm not a history buff. I guess he meant during some war. But my mind is so melted I said back to him, "Haha too bad he didn't crash, huh?" The ( Read more... )

Yeah. It's fun. Fuck you. This doesn't make me gay. GO TO HELL VOICES IN MY HEAD.

Super Viewtiful: resident evil
digitalsmear: Zombies landing face first in a patch of sweaty pubes?
Super Viewtiful: wow
Super Viewtiful: who told you that
digitalsmear: I was there!
digitalsmear: It was carnage
Super Viewtiful: so i told you that to your face then
Super Viewtiful: im a pretty heavy drinker, so i forget details about who ive offended etc
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Boy these pickle chips sure taste funny. Hahaha. You know what I mean Marty-O? Yeah. Let's party dance you sexy baby!

My horrible job is horrible. But I now have the surefire oppurtunity to become a god of horridness. Yes, I have been pulled aside and told that I am on the track to become a manager of my horrible job because I'm so kickass. Here's the rub; I hate my job, I don't want to be that intimate with my job. Here's the other side. I would make like... ( Read more... )

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
One: Cut a hole in a box
Two: Put your junk in that boooox
Three: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box

I hate playing games online with people I don't know. I tried tonight in Gears of War and these fags are way too serious about it. I had a guy screaming all kinds of orders at me and when I told him to shut the fuck up, my whole team abandoned me and let me die. It's just a game you fags!
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Blossom is a jew.

I love online multiplayer demos. And I also hate them. I have played two awesome/crappy ones recently on Xbox Live ( Read more... )

So I was outside drinking and smoking. I was walking around the block repeatedly because I was bored. By the time I got back to my house I was horny. So I jerked off in the corner of my backyard right? Well, the neighbor behind me... his dog starts barking when I go back there. The guy turns on his porch light and saying shit like, "Sparky, what's ( Read more... )