from like, a 2 month nap away from live journal. but, thanks to meg "i'm a jew" cohen, who said she loved my true-hollywood-stories, i'm back like a heart attack and i've never had least important stuff to say! for instance, today, i took a bowel movement. it was pleasant in that "i guess i have to poop to live" sort of way. gosh, what a waste of ( Read more... )

figgety, having remnents of the flu. 40 hours ago, i woke myself up with my own vomit. spewed on my cat. had to clean up my own crap cause it would dry otherwise. this is why having a girlfriend is a necessity. or at least a good friend who's honestly a good friend. but there doesn't seem to be lots of those in my life. fuck pity, me and sorrow are ( Read more... )

stalking is a lot harder now than i remember it being ( Read more... )

ah hah!!!! dick cheney shot his boy in the face! now what! NRA who? take that, gun legislation my ass! don't let the buckshot hit you in the face! ha ( Read more... )

hey there! thanks to ronnie for helping me add folks as friends...as usual, you rock. i'm more than excited that you're moving closer! this is the start of something wicked, i can see now..oh, the fun! i'm writing this on the go cause i gotta go home and clean and eat and shower-i stink - and practice my sign language for the beautiful deaf girl i ( Read more... )

it seems i have posted my personal thoughts and replies on this public domain without knowing it. i've thrown my contact info out there. shit. this is why i never use computers. well, here's the entry i thought i was really making ( Read more... )

so, i've done it. i've created an account. only took me 30 years. i would've held out longer but i needed to join so i can resume my stalking of dawn gabriel via internet. dawn, are you there? anyhow, please be gentle, i'm not into computers like that.