I hate school and the devil's brew of calculus. If it wasnt for this class. Id most likely be graduated. I need a steady job. I like myself still. Dave Hunter resides in Mexico or Minnesota. I forget which. Thats it ( Read more... )

Ground Rules: The first player of this game starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yourself" and people who get tagged need to write an entry about his/her 5 weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

Im 5'11" tall and weigh approximately 155 lbs. Where as my competitors' stats are about 4'8"-5'7" at most. And they're light too, no fatties are ever on the show. This equates to pure intimidation. My age of 22 brings experience in the gym. I have seen it all and heard it all. You will die by my gloved hand Turkey, Spain, BRITAIN! Israel, I mean ( Read more... )

I read a newspaper ad last year. It read " One narly kid wanted for roommate" I answered. So I was moving down my tv into the sewer and I sorta thought.. I have to pay for this mess? So as I handed them the first months check. Like, these guys were pretty cool and shit, .. .. that was at first. We used to fucking stay up all night. Drink. Drank. ( Read more... )

Can you believe when I was four I used to color in a coloring book? How gay was that. I cant believe my parents let me do that. They might as well of slapped some toe shoes on my ass and sent me to Fairy prep. I used to have a my buddy doll too.. but I made short work of him and decapitated him within the first month. He begged for his life.. .. ( Read more... )

You know what..its going to continue to be a long time too. Because I dont update this. I look at it at an average of once every three months. Sometimes, most of the time, I forget its here. You know why? Because im lazy. No No. Dont get me wrong on this one. I know i seem lively and a go getter. But folks, the lie is over. Im very lazy. So preach ( Read more... )

Unexpected. The virus might be airborne, it hasnt been determined yet. Chance of mingling with PW infected is slim to none. PW infected men are alltered and not the same. Beware of Strenuous I love you messages. Dont ever give up on the inflicted because their slave owner might be hit by a ressurected 86 gray omni that lurks in the shadows of

For one of the first times..I believe im actually happy and typing on this damn thing. Maybe it was a good week..or perhaps a good weekend. Friday was the highlight of this month though. Weezer rocked all the things that rock. issa dave jessica and myself showed what having a good time is all about. You know youre havin fun when you compete with ( Read more... )

something that should never be said to me or said in my presence.

can I get a wha wha....

who dat

what up bra(bro(brother))

lets go clubbin. <---no

And remember no girl is "fly"

while taping up my hockey stick yesterday I believe my heart sank with each wrap. I know that im not gonna be able to use the hockey stick unless its for my gimp stick to fuckin get my "shoe" a little closer to me so I can hop on it that day. Tomorrow the doctor will look at my foot...and most likely put it into a hard cast. Judging by the pain of ( Read more... )