"Go ahead and get the shower now, mom. You're gonna be late ( Read more... )

I'm tired of this winter scratchy throat. This weekend I'm drinking a bottle of whiskey and getting rid of this shit.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html

Hahaha! Seriously? Seriously?!!Some stupid people are just a drain on our world's resources. But! Stupid people who climb into panda cages for hugs were put ( Read more... )

willitblend.com

This guy puts random shit in a blender and sees if it will blend. Not just food- electronics, jewels, you name it. Guy has no tv personality, but the show delivers on its premise.

It's hard to find a good blender, and I gotta say that I'm totally sold on Blendtec now.

How I would fix the gay marriage issue: Take the legal status of marriage away from heterosexuals, as well. Have the government grant only civil unions to couples of any sexual orientation. Let your church work out it's own policies on marriage.

It astounds me that so many black people are anti-gay rights. Absolutely astounds me.

A lot of blog worthy things have happened lately, but I just can't bring myself to chronicle most of it. I'm torn between wanting to document every meaningful moment to save & keep in perfect condition to pull out and adore later in all its detail, but not wanting to trivialize those moments and turn them into souvenir snow globes. Also, as I ( Read more... )

I talked with terry today and we've both noticed that everyone's been acting really weird. We think something's in the water. It's like we're all acting like alternate versions of ourselves. Maybe we're in a weird lunar cycle. I don't know, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticed. EVERYONE's acting weird. Not like themselves. I think that's ( Read more... )

I know conservatives aren't entirely disappointed tonight. I'm quite certain they're looking forward to all the bitching they get to do for the next four years.

Things have been kind of nuts lately. I could have never seen any of this coming. Lots of things have been flipped on their heads and spun around. Shit happening to me lately has seemed so surreal that I swear I could wake up at any moment with everything back to normal. Not that it's a bad thing- I love when they start pumping the insane-o gas ( Read more... )

I know this is probably gonna look fucking stupid, but I'm seriously considering growing out my bangs a la devil lock style.