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LeRoy Neiman painted a subject matter I didn't care about in a style I didn't care for. But, it is undeniable that the man had an impressive moustache.
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: Sea Bass and Armadillo went to a fast food restaurant and ordered milkshakes. They both drank the milkshakes too fast and suffered extremely painful headaches ( Read more... )

: Sea Bass and Armadillo suddenly found themselves floating in outer space.
: "Wow!" Mouthed Sea Bass without making a sound because there isn't any air in outer space. "I always thought you would explode if you were exposed to the vacuum of space without a space suit!"
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: Armadillo awoke one morning to find himself submerged deep inside the Mariana Trench ( Read more... )

: the Adventures of Sea Bass and Armadillo.
write them.
: Sea Bass found himself inexplicably in the middle of the desert of the American southwest.
As it is not the most humid of climates and Sea Bass being on the hydrophilic side, he proceeded to die.
: yeah he did.
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A little early, but I want to go to bed.


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