my title would be "boobs, beer and business" and the editors cut the part about all drunken behavior. i also couldnt prove there are mafia ties but i got a hunch. top picture is mine.http://ucsdguardian.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view

this is where my energy is gonna be at for the next indeterminable period of time:

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32 books I will read this summer ( Read more... )

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At the University of Iowa ... I taught two freshmen rhetoric classes four mornings a week, then went home to eat lunch and write ... Kurt Vonnegut was our neighbor. We had adjacent lawns; he lived behind us, at the top of the hill. One day that summer, he was outside on his lawn or on his front porch four times when I was outside, and we waved and ( Read more... )

religion: born again atheist

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffaloQuestion: It is 1933. You are in Berlin, Germany. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Adolf Hitler's wallet. This theft will not effect Hitler's rise to power, the nature of World War II, or the Holocaust. There is no ( Read more... )

I went to a 90s party tonite, wearing a dress made from a wwf shirt and scarf. Rikki, my roommate is dressed as Casper from the movie Kids wearing a piece of a paper on her shirt thats say "i got aids". maybe in bad taste, but that is besides the point, there were kids dressed as columbine. This incredibly drunk girl (im talking look at them crack ( Read more... )

i just bought my tickets home. i will be arriving in fm sometime after 11pm on dec 15th. doug i will need a ride if you can oblige, also, the addition of longhair would be an nice bonus.

dec 15th is 61 days from now counting today. i swear to god im not homesick though.

i can sum up spain in 3 words
mullets
manpris
motos
i didnt even mean to do alliteration, it just turned out that way.

this place is crazy.

Today
Is the last day I can get my visa for Spain.
Is the day I need to get my no baby shot.
Is the 8th month anniversary with the boy.

I have not done anything for any of those above statements.
fuck.

Anyone know how I can leave Spain 5 days after my legal depart date has passed and not get arrested/deported/fined?