Just when you thought that the President couldn't possibly prove himself as more unfit to run the country, he used his veto power for the first time EVER. What was it that he vetoed ( Read more... )

Tonight, Dubya will give his annual speech addressing the state of our Union. Unfortunately, he's spent the last 5 years of his presidency addressing the states of OTHER unions, the latest of which isn't even a union at all. Tune in tonight to hear all about how we fucked up Palestine. From the President's mouth: "The way to fight terrorism is to ( Read more... )

In the news, rapper 50 Cent is being sued for stealing the opening line to his hit single and grammatical monstrosity, "In 'da Club." The lawsuit was filed by 2 Live Crew frontman Luther Campbell, whose lyric was written: Go Sheila, it's your birthday ( Read more... )

Pat Robertson has officially apologized to and asked forgiveness from the Sharons for claiming that Ariel's stroke was the result of "God's punishment for pulling our of Gaza." A small victory for common sense.

He still has yet to apologize on behalf of his mother for her poor decision in choosing life.

Single again. Ladies, you have my number ;-)

It was a productive day. I just helped my folks build a fence in our backyard, and then I detailed my car, so if it rains tomorrow, that's why.

I also saw in this morning's paper that Limp Bizkit has a greatest hits album out. It even comes with a bonus THIRD track!

ZING!

I haven't a clue what I did to deserve her, but I'd do it again in the blink of an eye. I am so fortunate. I am so grateful for her. She makes me SO unbelieveably happy.

The Pope believes in evolution... why don't you?

So autumn and it's beautiful weather have finally arrived, and with it, a sense of love in the air... or lack thereof. Don't get me wrong- I LOVE being single, and if there were a stronger word than love, I'd use it in its place, but there is something about the cold weather or the approaching holidays or the combination of the two or something ( Read more... )

Does anyone know of a good website from which I can get Dave Matthews ringtones and/or wallpapers sent directly to my phone?