my step-brother just got shot.

I have a sad story to tell, and even though I'm a horrible story-teller, you should hear it. It goes like this ( Read more... )

this girl just sneezed but it sounded like an orgasm. It was fun. I dont like it when people judge something I say because it's "not me". F*ck that. If it came out of my mouth..it's me. hello! I'm right here! *I* said it. Anyways, I can't wait til... well, I find $12000...yes, there are "three...count them...three" (love that song with all my ( Read more... )

today is mah baby's birthday. she is lo nonger a teenager. *sighs* im so lettle. and..****. anyways, tell Lauren happy birthday cuz today is it. yes today. November 2. 20. now. go ( Read more... )

yesterday was amazing. extreme sports, hot girl, and 2 of the best bands ever...AAR and Hoobastank...then crazy party aaaaaaand mega loss of memory due to really good apple cider..? lol wth. who does that. yeh def woke up with red sharpie all over my face and body..cant get some of it off. thats hot ( Read more... )

my head. my ears. my neck. my shoulders. my back. my wings. my arms. my fingers. my stomach. my @$$. my legs. my toes. i surrender. what more do you want ( Read more... )

just wrote this huge long thing and went to another page..came back, and it was gone. f*ck it. now im pissed.

I ______ tonight. why? iono. weird mood. i think i...iono. i guess a few things were bothering me subconciously, but that happens to me sometimes. i dont hate you. promise ( Read more... )

nuts n berries i feel like is all the time what I eat. who SAYS that? LIKE that? lmao. you're sooo funny! make me laugh. all the time. crazy dislexic little girl ( Read more... )

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