Pornucopia 2007!

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Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 1 2007, 16:30:46 UTC
Jack slid the key into the lock and turned it with all the care of a naked man in a trench coat sneaking into his sleeping girlfriend’s house. He lifted the door to keep the hinges from squealing and tiptoed inside. Carter was a light sleeper and Jack held his breath once the door was closed behind him. He let his internal clock tick for a minute, listening to the silence.

Perfect. Phase one of scare-the-crap-out-of-Carter-on-Halloween was complete. He felt around for the coat rack that lived in the corner. His toe found it before his hands and he swallowed the curses that were trying to jump out of his throat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. The coat rack was unsympathetic; he hung his jacket on it anyway ( ... )

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish holdouttrout November 1 2007, 21:40:18 UTC
The coat rack was unsympathetic; he hung his jacket on it anyway.

I think this kind of anthropomorphism works for Jack. I really, really do. Great spot of humor. Hee! Jack and his totally random gorilla question (random only to Sam, of course).

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:41:36 UTC
Thanks.

I think I want to see Jack in a gorilla suit.

sharon

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish sela21k November 12 2007, 16:29:39 UTC
This bring to mind Chris Judge's reactions to the subject of Furries. Wondering if Teal'c would have the same reaction to seeing Jack in a gorilla suit.

Very funny and sweet. Thank you.

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish surreallis November 1 2007, 23:38:53 UTC
Hahahaha! Oh, Jack, you SO would do that and think it was the greatest idea ever!

Excellent Sharonfic!

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:42:17 UTC
Thanks!

Jack has the best ideas...

sharon

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish katcorvi November 2 2007, 02:39:03 UTC
Jack never learns, but that's ok because we love him for it. So does Carter.

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:43:00 UTC
Carter loves Jack for the hawt secks.

sharon

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish spiletta42 November 2 2007, 03:40:12 UTC
*dies laughing*

That was fantastic!

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:43:29 UTC
Thanks!

sharon

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish beanpot November 2 2007, 13:06:35 UTC
**chortle!** I love his plan - scare Carter, have sex with Carter! Hysterical. Love.

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:44:30 UTC
Jack is a great tactician...

Thanks,

Sharon

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish nandamai November 2 2007, 15:15:55 UTC
Hahahahahahahaha!

This is fantastic, Sharon. So very Jack. Also, I'm with him -- armed naked!Sam is incredibly hot.

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:45:24 UTC
lol
Thanks. As soon as I wrote that, I was like 'wow, that would be pretty hot'...

sharon

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish winterfish November 3 2007, 00:44:33 UTC
Bwahahah! Fantastic fic. I love how, confronted with a naked, armed Sam (mmmmm) Jack's still obsessed with the gorilla suit question. :)

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Re: Sam/Jack-shoes-NC-17-ish syxp November 11 2007, 01:46:17 UTC
Jack has a one track mind apparently.

Thanks.

sharon

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