http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/16wholefoods.html

"You have stolen my youthful zest and replaced it with free-range-yak's-milk Wensleydale, which, as any yak will tell you, only goes so far."

No, it's not always funny, but it often is, and poking around the website long enough also takes you to the pirate supply store.  Arr!

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I've created this account so that I can have an identity when I respond to my friends' posts, but now that I have all this scope for self-creation, maybe I'll also post some of my own scintillating observations, or illuminating excerpts from my reading, or updates on my banal day-to-day activities, or quiz results, or something.  Who knows?  ( Read more... )